Oh, Canada.
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FADE IN:
INT. TANYA KIM’S HOME OFFICE - NIGHT
Tanya Kim sits in front of her computer. Sweat pours from her forehead. The phone rings. Tanya takes a deep breath and picks up.
TANYA
Hello?BOSS OF CTV
Damn it Tanya I need a quotable review by tomorrow morning or you’re fired.TANYA (Holding back tears)
Yes sir. Of course.Tanya hangs up the phone and immediately bursts into tears. After 3 minutes of straight bawlin’ she composes herself.
TANYA
Damn it Tanya you can do this. You saw the movie. It was so good. Um. Think. THINK! How can you sum up all your feelings about the movie?Tanya stares at a poster of Joel Siegel.
TANYA
How’d you do it Joel? You made it look so easy. I would love to know your secret. Love. Valentine’s day. Love. OH MY GOD! That’s it, that’s it!Tanya begins typing with tears streaming down her smiling face.
FADE OUT.
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